Clever Comments

When Pretty and I were younger, we really like the seven dwarfs from Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, we would often discuss which dwarf we would be, and we came to conclusion that I would be Doc and Pretty would be Dopey. She proves this theory almost daily, by being a little… dopey.

Pretty Peters, my sister, can often be quite ditzy and say or do things that could be deemed as idiotic and a bit silly, like for example, recently, when Pretty and myself were talking about politics she said told me that Boris Johnson was the prime minister. Not quite, he is the mayor of London, Pretty. At another occasion, possibly the same day, when we were discussing Einstein, Pretty said that Einstein invented the light bulb. Is this true? Certainly not. However, her dim comments didn’t stop there. I then informed her that she was mistaken and that Thomas Edison actually invented the light bulb. This confused her, because she thought Thomas Edison invented something to stop you fall off of your chair because she had seen it in an episode of The Simpsons and she thought that was all Edison ever did. I learnt that day; not to talk to my sister about Science or politics.

Pretty recently had been told by her boss that she would tell her whatever Pretty needed to know about her job after the break. The break meaning Easter break. Pretty, however had assumed by break she meant her lunch break, therefore she waited around all day to be told by her boss, when her boss didn’t ever speak to her, she got a little frustrated.

“Why hasn’t she gotten back to me yet?” Ah, that’d be because Easter break is not yet over Pretty. She eventually did discover that that is what her boss meant, but it took her a while.

As the weather yesterday in England was beautiful, Pretty was made to wash the car while Mum and myself cut the grass. Mum questioned Pretty a number of times as to whether or not the pressure washer was on or not. This was because the device was only letting out dribbles of water at a time as if it was just the hose. Mum tried to discover the cause of the lack of water and power coming from the pressure washer, she checked there were no kinks in the hose and that the hose was on full power. However, it turned out that when Pretty had been setting up the pressure washer, she had plugged it into the extension lead, but did not think to plug the extension lead in. Meaning she had not switched the pressure washer on. Meaning the job could’ve lasted half the time it did.

Maybe common sense is something all of us Peters’ lack. Possibly Pretty more than the rest of us…

BYE